Userfriendly Frenchy

🖤AIRCON / FREE PARKING 🖤30 Years Of Experience🖤 YOUNGEST LOOKING MATURE ESCORT ON AW🖤 Incalls Your first time ?QV OUTCALLS FEEDBACKS🖤100 UNIQUE&#1284NEW RATES : like we’re back in 2016 ?? Hour : £150 ( instead of £180 ) 30mins : £80 ( instead of £100 ) PLEASE NOTE : this is not my only online profile and i do not come on here as often to check DMs, so best and quickest way to reach me is via phone ( call or text ) to make sure not to miss me as i could be too late seeing your message… .. also, for this same reason, i don’t always remember to switch my green light on, so if you see my number, just know i am likely around so do get in touch anyway, i’m only a quick text away :) xx User-friendly [ yü-zer-fren(d)-lë ] : adjective Definition : easy to learn, use, understand or deal with My profile name is self explanatory ???? I’M NOT PERFECT, BUT I’M 100% PLASTIC FREE ?? Real boobs, real hair, real nails, real lashes, real lips, real everything ! Hey, I’m Roxy Shizzl ! ???? And i have been in the industry a long time before i joined AW ( back in the days where us girls used put up a weekly ad in the local newspapers lol ) with 30 years experience ( i first started escorting in France in 1996 ) let’s say, I know my way around the bedroom ?? I am a confident, Sexy 51 year old french MILF With a non conformist and no nonsense personality... BIG REAL F CUP BOOBS ON SIZE 12 BODY ( best of both )! AND PERFECT SMOOTH TIGHT PIERCED PUSSY Alternative looks and wild even in the bedroom for a guaranteed slutty girlfriend experience ;) I’m a realist, so you won’t hear me claim that i am “the best around” lol but i am most defintely one of the good ones ;) I am french, but having been in the UK for a very long time, i speak fluent English So communication issues are the last thing you need to worry about xxxx Everything on my profile has be written by myself, no third party is involved in helping me run my account, write my bio or answer calls or messsages.... just me :) FAQ : “WHAT SERVICE DO YOU OFFER ?” I charge for time ( not based on indiviual services... “just a BJ” won’t cost you less ) My prices include a full personal service, same thing as when a guy takes a girl to bed, no need to list the obvious.... just no anal, no bareback, no swallow FAQ : “CAN YOU SQUIRT ?” “CAN YOU DEEPTHROAT ?” Both are just internet labels ( never heard of them until a few years ago ) we girls get wet and we all know how to suck dick, no need to go all “ripley believe it or not” With sexual prowess.... i’m good, i’m very good, good sex is spontaneous, no need to label a good head with a pornhub name lol NOT A FAN OF FACIAL : aim is quasi unpredicable and it’s a pink eye waiting to happen. Pink eye means i can’t carry on working afterwards and it’s a health hazard ( even with eye shut, it just does not work ) x ** I AM A NON SMOKER ** ( was told by a client to state this as it seems to be a very relevant info ) ** BUT I DON'T MIND IF YOU ARE A SMOKER ** ;) ????WHO DO I SEE???? I believe that there are only one 2 types of people in this world : nice people and bad people.... Therefore I am happy to see gentlemen of all ethnic background or nationality.... all I require is that you are at least 21 or over ( and I have of course, no upper age limit ) and that you speak a good enough English to allow us to communicate properly ( it’s essential ) So, as long as you’re clean, friendly and genuine, you and I will get on just fine ?? Stating that you are “white british” is unnecessary and will not score you any extra point lol ?? MY SMALL LIST OF RULES?? - NO WEIRD SHIT ! I don’t peg, i won’t pretend to be your mom, pee/poo are for the toilets... each of their own and all that, but not my gig, don’t ask ! - NO WATER / HARD SPORTS ( please stop asking ) - NO ANAL ( on me or you, no pegging ) - NO BAREBACK - NO FINGER BASHING ( fingering is cool ) - NO PHOTOS, NO VIDEOS ( videos on my profile were made in private context ) - NO OUTDOORS NOR CAR MEET - WITHELD CALLS WILL BE DECLINED - I WILL ONLY SEE SOBER CLIENTS (safety reasons) - MY PRICES ARE NON NEGOTIABLE ( no matter how many times you ask ) DO NOT ARRIVE WITH A TO DO LIST IN MIND ( i want this, i want that ) ,it might happen, it might not, always go with the flow ! And Please only book if genuinely planning on coming, this is an adult service, and it means just that.... only intended for grown ups ! If you’re a time waster or a serial messager seeking cheap thrills, please leave me out of it, we girls have no time for this I’m like a NHS dentist, miss your appointment once without any notice or sending a simple courtesy text and you will not get a second booking from me ???? Looking forward to showing you some real fun soon ???? Roxy Shizzl xxxxxx ???? I get so many requests from guys wanting to take the jump and meet their first escort, that i thought a tab on the subject was most definitely in order... Perhaps you will recognise yourself when I tell you about the guys who have been looking up escorts ads for months, curious and eager to explore this type of fun... possibly making a pre selection of what girls they ideally would like to meet, but sometimes too nervous to Make it happen.. It is perfectly normal to be a little nervous... afterall, you want to make the right choice, you want to meet a girl that will you make ou feel comfortable and at ease... and you want the meet to be as enjoyable and relaxed as possible ( not forgetting to mention great sex ! ) Needless to say, after 22 years working as an escort, i have helped popping a few cherries and always managed to make “escort virgins” feel like we’ve known each other for ages within a few minutes of meeting I have been told on many occasions, that my appearance ( although totally badass, i am aware of that lol ) doesn’t quite translate how friendly and bubbly i am.... in other words, i’m much nicer than i look ;) he he So my advice to you is, don’t overthink it, it’s just the same as a date, just with a much naughtier girl ! Roxy Shizzl xxxxxx ???? QUICK VISIT OUTCALLS !! ( Quickie ) now available outside normal incall availability ( evenings and weekends ) ONLY £120 flat rate, only available in the following areas : ME4 - ME5 - ME7 - ME8 This is a quickie servife of 15mins **Deposit may be required I I have over 300 pending feedbacks and i never kept up with them as i don’t know who is who, so please, try to avood making the booking on here in the hoped of a feedback lll don’t care much for Feedback anymore, i used to chase them on here, but it’s proven very hard to keep up with them, i have now too many pending feedback requests and i cannot remember who is who lol Besides i run other online ads, so really best way to book, is by directly calling or texting me, no need to do it on here xx Also, please, don’t be offemded if i do not publish any of those lovely field reports some of you guys have done, i feel it is a little too much info, i prefer the “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” thing :D In my almost 30 years in the sex industry, i believe i achieved a considerable reputation and the massive regular base that comes with it :) I have a 5⭐️review by the OG of sex work mystery shopper himself, and it’s all the reference i need 😁There are TONS of extremely good looking girls on this site, and i am not the young, flat stomach, model thpe of girl. However, i am very aware that i am in a niche of my own, and it has proven to be a very popular thing for guys of all ages alike xxx If there ever was a category to put me in, i would have no competition…. I am the perfect fantasy combo ! Where else are you going to find a French, 51 year old who doesn’t look like a 51 year old, no cosmetic, yet the most perfect BIG boobs that would not look out of place on a 30 year old chest, Goth, tatooed, pierced and with my level of experience as an escort ? ( circa 1996 ) Come and find out for yourself 🖤
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