If you want to wiggle
Your pockets better jiggle
Don't ask me to act because I'll definitely giggle
I think me as I am is probably okay
I'm just here for the men , I'm not gay
Drop me a message if you want to do more than talk
If you want to waste my time I suggest you walk
I don't have time for lots of messages and silly chat
It doesn't matter if you're skinny old or fat
No, I don't have hairy legs, I don't want to be hit,
I'm just a normal person so don't Act like a tit.
I can't really be bothered to do this anymore ... when you make your serious enquiry, feel free to add the next two lines ...
And I'm gonna be really annoyed if I've done all this and it gets declined π
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