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1. Clients that try to blag a professional blagger, via pretending they're making a booking, just so they can then begin to ask questions that they can wank to your answers... they go to a PAID escort site, to try and get a FREE wank? Mate, just go to tinder. 2. Trying to get a discount... don't even, dare. 3. Cancelling on me but not actually having the balls/respect to let me know, having no consideraton for my schedule or my feelings... Be a MAN and tell me you've changed your mind, I'd 100% respect that, as opposed to ghosting me.

Thanks! I appreciate the compliment, my face is my favourite feature besides my ass, I do recognise most big girls don’t have the most pleasant faces (how shallow do I sound, but I know my strengths and weakness’) but yes, my body is deffo a contrast. My weight is mostly in my thighs hips ass and lower body, so my face/shoulders etc can come across slim to look at in contrast in pics x

I prefer to offer incall sessions, however if I’ve already met you and we’ve had a session together once before, I would do an outcall because obviously there is that established trust and relationship already of course I expect you to arrange my travel because I don’t have a car or any means of transportation. Even if I was on a date and I wasn’t being paid for my services it’s just common sense that a man would sort and arrange this kind of thing to make sure that I get there and back safely so definitely I would expect a client to do the same.

Honestly, my blood boils when this happens. It’s once in a blue moon, but when it happens, it’s crazy. It’s actually comical there was one time a guy tried to offer me £20 in cash and a Samsung galaxy tablet. Did he think he was at cash converters? Oh and even worse than that? One guy told me he found me on an ad and then he proceeded to ask me is the sex free or do I have to pay? I mean was he actually just retarded or did he actually just not know? So I told him the price and he was taking it back and tried to offer me a bicycle and then he phoned me back after I cussed him out and told me he had a small bottle of vodka. I mean literally I wish I had met up with him now just so I could shove that fucking vodka bottle in his arse and tip all of the alcohol into his eyeballs if you even dare ask me this question whether you’ve read this or not I honestly shouldn’t even waste the time to respond and argue with you but I am probably going to tell you about yourself and I am probably going to make you feel like an idiot and embarrass you so save yourself the misery.

I do not offer unprotected sex. Do not ask. I do not swallow unless at my discretion

Privacy and discretion are absolutely paramount, both yours and mine. But that doesn’t mean sharing secrets can’t be fun. Intimacy happens when you share your deepest desires, the more you tell me, the closer we’ll become and the better I’ll be able to curate a truly memorable experience for us both. Trust me when I tell you that I’ll keep all those secrets close to my heart. I am somebody who cannot fake the funk, I don't fake orgasms or put on a show like other escorts, sessions with me are genuine and I maticulously select clients to see via testing the vibe and if I get a feeling we wont click then I don't take the call. I wish I could fake it and answer every call/client, I'd be getting rich! lol. So I reserve the right to withdraw myself from any session that becomes tained and uncomfortable because you have 1. disrespected or insulted me 2. made me feel pressured or unsafe 3. turned up and tried to do something i specifically said i do not to 4. tried to remove condom/refuse to wear it 5. turned up without the right amount of money 6. try to stay longer than you paid for Cash is paid upfront, of course. No refunds will ever be offered, unless on my watch- for example, one kind client finished within 20 mins, paid for an hour, and was very polite so i offered to give him back £50, but he was a gent and declined.

Yes! I am open to absolutely all weird and wonderful kinks and fetishes. Don’t ever think that you have to be embarrassed to share your deepest and darkest fantasies with me because believe me I’ve had it all before and probably much much weirder and worse in the comfort of my presence, I will allow you to feel so relaxed that you can explore all of your twisted weird desires. ;) if necessary I am able to meet you in a literal sex dungeon that just filled with absolutely every single fetish and toy you can imagine lots of latex clothing hospital beds, sex toys and so much more

I have doubled in feeding but honestly I’m more just a girl that really enjoys food and just has a big body. I really don’t see the point in forcing yourself to eat to get to a satin goal or side of the size when I can just go along in life and enjoy all of the beautiful foods that are in front of me And whatever happens to my body happens! However, that doesn’t mean I’m not partial to a Mukbang or a sexy feeding session

NO, NO and NO. Cash is King. Do not try and play dumb with me and tell me you’ve forgot your wallet or you planned on transferring the payment when you get here after texting back and forth and wasting my time, making me get dressed up, showered, ready, schedule you in and ignore calls to attend our meet just to get here and try to blag me in hopes I won’t ask for cash upfront. Of course I’m not an idiot who’s going to do anything more than say hello without cash first, so you’re wasting your own time by turning up empty handed. I will never ever forget to ask, so save us both the wasted time.

I LOVE women. So it would be my honour to get to play with your wives, fellas. However, if you're not used to threesomes and this is the first time in your monogamous relationship, for example if she's given you a hall pass or birthday gift, then I'd rsther not be the person you pick to experiment with because I'd be uncomfortable with not knowing if a woman's jealousy would pop up it's head during, or after and cause issues that would either hurt your relationship and I wouldn't want that on my conciounce, or it would give me grief to have a scorned b*tch on my case, the conflict could get out of hand. As women never know how they wil really feel until it happens, and I would be constantly thinking about every move/thing I do when interacting with you both because I wouldn't want to give you attention and make your mrs feel like there's competition. So swingers and experienced couples welcome, poly couples and open minded couples. I love older women, too. Please make it clear what bounderies are with this scenario. FFM only, I would never do MMF

Depends, would you jump off of a bridge or swallow a bottle of poison?

I do a lot of things. :) I don't go out, clubbing, or party, in that sense... But I like to get intoxicated and vibe in the right setting/surroundings.

Depends. In a 15 min quickie booking, only once. In 30 mins, up to 2 times. In one hour, up to 3 times. In extended bookings, a maximum of 3-4 times. Do you know how expensive condoms are?!?!? haha. In overnight bookings, you're welcome to enjoy no limits. However, I'd expect it to be reasonable, and overnight bookings would also consist of breaks, chilling, food, drink, whatever else too. Nobody wants constant sex.

Yes charging £50 extra for any booking under an hour, or £80 extra for any booking over an hour.

yeah no face videos are welcome if youre holding the camera, or i can film from my laptop but all those that say they wanna be cam boys lol.

Purely because I cannot take money any other way :(

Yes I do have a female red haired English friend available take a look at my private gallery