Shakira Party Welcome

🛠️💦 I’m Shakira – That Sweaty Mess U Can’t Handle (But U Know U Wanna Try) 😜🔥 fuckin’ listen up, yeah? name’s Shakira. 28. Trash with a dirty grin n’ a pussy that’s basically a heat-seeking missile 🚀 i ain’t here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings. i’m here to wreck u so good u forget your own name – then kick u out with a smirk n’ a cigarette 🚬 so stop readin’ like a little bitch n’ get ready for some real nasty shit 💩 (not that kinda nasty, u pervs – i mean the good kinda wet mess) here’s how i broke a dude last Month… 🥵 Jan. heatwave so bad even my ice cubes were cryin’. my AC? dead as a doornail. so i call a repair guy – shows up all lanky, sweat stains under his arms like two little rivers 🌊 me? i’m just hangin’ around in a wet ass tank top (no bra – duh) n’ a thong that’s basically a fuckin’ suggestion. like three strings n’ hope. he’s tryna check the thermostat. but i’m “accidentally” leanin’ over him, my tits practically drippin’ on his toolbox 🧰 he’s all red ears n’ shaky hands – adorable, really. then he just… snaps. grabs my hips, throws me on the couch like i weigh nothin’, buries his face between my legs like it’s the last meal on earth 🍽️ and holy SHIT – that man ate me out like he was starvin’ for a week. sloppy, loud, tongue all over the place. i screamed so hard my neighbor texted “u ok?” i just replied “never better ” 😂 then i climbed on top n’ rode him like a stolen dirtbike – his hands on my waist, my nails diggin’ into his chest. came twice just from that. then he flipped me over (missionary but who’s countin’) n’ we finished so sweaty the couch looked like a slip-n-slide 💦 he fixed the AC after. barely. but who gives a fuck? i was already melted. that’s the kinda vibe i bring, baby. not some stiff doll. not some princess. i’m the girl who’ll whisper dirty shit in your ear while i grind so slow u think u gonna explode 🍆💥 u want a slutty little firecracker who laughs when she chokes? who’ll let u pull her hair n’ spank her till she giggles? who’ll look u dead in the eye while she’s on her knees n’ say “that all u got?” 😈 yeah. that’s me. 💰 payment shit (don’t be dumb): cash only. or PAYID – instant only 🚫 delayed or pending transfers? fuck off, i ain’t your bank. money first, play later. no exceptions. don’t test me. 📱 don’t fuckin’ call me. i won’t pick up. i’m either sleepin’, eatin’, or gettin’ my back blown out by some rando 😘 text me. i’ll reply when i’m not busy makin’ another dude see god. so here’s the deal: u text me a dirty thought. i decide if u deserve this wet, wild, messy little nightmare. 🖤 if not? go jerk off to porn. i don’t care. — Shakira 🦇💋
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