Alana Amor

I DO NOT ANSWER PHONE CALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE TEXT MOBILE NUMBER ONLY FOR BOOKINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vital statsAvailability/bookingMore about me....My likes/dislikesPlease read Welcome and thank you for visiting my profile. Please note, all profile pics are very recent! Let’s get the nitty gritty out of the way first.... Height - 5’8” Dress size - 10-12, let’s call it 11, which is where my dial can be turned up to under the right conditions 😉 Bust - 36D natural Skin tone - tanned Hair colour - dark brown Eye colour - brown ****Outcalls require a deposit.****** Bookings only via text message. I DO NOT ANSWER PHONE CALLS . PLEASE STATE DURATION / DAY / TIME! On initial comunication . This save’s pointless bk and forth messaging! I’m an English girl 100% with a saucy and adventurous streak, who offers a dirty and naughty GFE, for those of you who find it hard to be good all of the time 😉 The kind of woman your Mum always warned you about! xx Self-confident and sassy, friendly and outgoing, you can be guaranteed to be greeted with a warm and welcoming smile before the fun begins. All wrapped up in a naturally athletic, feminine and curvaceous figure (yes I have boobs and they are 100% natural, not 90 degree bolt-ons lol) to titillate and stimulate your manly senses x First timers or those of a nervous disposition are more than welcome, I won’t bite (not unless you ask me to lol) I do squirt! A full divers suit can be provided on request lol. A shower and mouthwash will always be provided and insisted upon before proceedings commence. I see guys of all races and nationalities, all I ask is to be treated with courtesy and respect. Finally guys I do realise that sometimes life can get in the way and it is not always possible to keep an appointment. If this is the case then I would ask that you contact me in advance if you need to cancel or reschedule to let me know. Failure to do so will, unfortunately, result in you being blocked with immediate effect. This is a matter of principle for me, as it is about politeness and manners, and is non-negotiable. That’s all from me now, if you want to find out more, then you know what to do 😊 Look forward to seeing you all soon xx Alana ❤️ As you can see from my ‘likes’ list, I cater for a range of different experiences, so why not get in touch with your desires and requirements and we can take it from there x However I would like to also draw your attention to some things that are not on my radar, it’s probably easiest and quickest that way tbf lol: Ping pong messaging and / or timewasters Role play, uniforms or costumes Rimming Car meets Any out calls for less than 3 hours Photos, filming or requests from content providers Overly vulgar or uncouth messages Anything of an extreme nature e.g. activities that draw blood, scat, prolonged deep throat, etc Apart from the above pretty much anything else goes! e are certain sites online that have sprung up over the years, and their ethos have been to provide honest reviews, and I naturally understand this and have never sought any feedback either positive or otherwise. It takes two to tango however and if, over time, there is only one side of a story that’s allowed to be told with impunity without any right of reply, then I cannot see how that won’t turn bad eventually. How it has escaped some of you that reviews that are totally untrue, based on personal feelings that have no basis in fact, can now thrive on certain forums is beyond me. You have all literally created the conditions for this. And now it is at times a whirling cesspool of toxic masculinity, where women that you are seeing and expect to be intimate with are spoken about in the most vile of ways, and we are all supposed to just put up with that. None of us signed up for this, this wasn’t part of the deal! All the many clients that appreciate me over the years and, have got to know me a little, will understand that I’m simply not going to put up with that. And nor should anyone have to. So please can I ask for a bit of fucking respect, a bit of bloody honesty, and no agendas. This is supposed to be about having fun. There is a financial transaction involved this is true, but there used to be an understanding between both parties, and I feel that is being lost now and descending into some weird kind of gender warfare. You’re ruining it for the rest of us. It doesn’t have to be like this and it shouldn’t. Some people need to look in the mirror and ask themselves what have they become. Do you like what you see? I know I’m right. And most who have genuinely met me get it too. There have been overly positive reviews and stinging negatives as well over the years. But it isn’t real life, I am real and the time we share is real, but at the end of the day I offer fleeting moments of joy in a sometimes harsh and cruel world. That’s the deal. If you don’t like that basic truth then move on and continue to live in your own fantasy worlds. There is no reason to see me if you don’t want to. And that’s fine. This needed to be said though, it’s getting way beyond a joke now. The way that some of us get dehumanised, when we offer the most human of services, is simply disgusting.

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