Ex-Naval Officer â I know how to lead, how to listen, and when to take command (in or out of uniform). These days I trade battleships for back rubs, and briefings for deep conversations â unless you want both.
Yes, Iâve got a dad bod â built for comfort, not speed â and no, I wonât apologize for it. Youâll thank me when I wrap you up in it after Iâve already worn you out.đ
Iâm direct, a little dangerous, and way too good at giving instructions. If you're the type who likes a man who can gently correct your form... or firmly correct your attitude... weâre going to get along just fine.
Looking For:
A confident woman whoâs soft in the right places, sharp where it counts, and knows how to keep up with a man who doesnât just talk the talk â he leads the damn march.
I like women who flirt like itâs foreplay, speak their mind, and can turn a power struggle into pillow talk. If you can follow my lead â or make me work for it â weâve got something to explore.
Special Skills:
Can tie knots youâve never heard of
Still folds hospital corners on the bed
Gives orders in a tone that might make your knees weak
Can cook, carry, and correct you â sometimes all in the same night
Bonus Points If You:
Prefer real men over boys who ghost
Arenât scared of a little authority (or a firm hand)
Love a man who can take control⌠but reads the room
Can dish it out, but love it when I dish it right back
First Date Idea:
Something casual â drinks, banter, then possibly me picking you up literally and carrying you to wherever we lose our clothes. But only if you're into that sort of thing.
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