{"id":4689,"date":"2026-06-17T21:12:39","date_gmt":"2026-06-17T21:12:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/erobella.com\/lust\/?p=4689"},"modified":"2026-06-18T09:12:13","modified_gmt":"2026-06-18T09:12:13","slug":"world-cup-of-lovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/erobella.com\/lust\/en\/world-cup-of-lovers\/","title":{"rendered":"The World Cup of Lovers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Thirty-two days of football. One far more important question. We asked hundreds of female sex workers to rate the bedroom form of men from all 48 nations heading to the 2026 World Cup – well over a thousand verdicts in all. Forget the group stage. This is the only league table that matters.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

JUMP TO THE FINAL RESULTS<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Every four years the planet argues about which country plays the beautiful game best. We decided to settle a different score: who are the world\u2019s great lovers, and who should be quietly substituted at half-time? The people we asked don\u2019t deal in stereotypes or locker-room boasts; they deal in first-hand experience. Their verdict is in, and it rewrites a few reputations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And the champions are\u2026 Australia<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Not Brazil. Not Argentina. Australia. More than four in five respondents who have encountered Australian clients rate them \u201cgreat lovers\u201d – the highest share of any nation in the tournament – with barely a handful of \u201cterrible\u201d verdicts. Relaxed, generous, no fuss: the Socceroos of the bedroom have run away with a trophy their footballers can only dream of.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Above: Aussie Chad<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

The runners up: VAR needed<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Behind Australia, daylight is in short supply. The United States, France, Brazil and Spain are separated by the thinnest of margins – each with roughly four in five clients rated \u201cgreat\u201d. France and the USA boast the lowest \u201cterrible\u201d rates in the field; Brazil proves it can do more than dance. It is the tightest title race the competition has ever seen… and a reminder that being a great lover, unlike winning a World Cup, is a game played well the world over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Above: American Brad<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Argentina: Football royalty, humbled<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

If the bedroom obeyed the FIFA rankings, Argentina would be lifting the trophy. Instead the reigning footballing aristocracy finish a distinctly mid-table affair – barely half their clients rated \u201cgreat\u201d, one in ten \u201cterrible\u201d. The lesson of our tournament is clear: the magic that wins on the pitch doesn\u2019t always make it back to the hotel room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Germany: the side that never loses<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Some teams win ugly. Germany simply refuses to lose. They don\u2019t top the table but they are the only nation in the entire 48-team field that not one single client branded a \u201cterrible lover\u201d. Zero. Around seven in ten rate them \u201cgreat\u201d, the rest \u201caverage\u201d, and nobody walks away disappointed. It is the most quietly impressive number in the whole study: total reliability, never an own goal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

England: The fallen favourite<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

And then there\u2019s England. Early in the count, England led the table by a distance… until we noticed who was doing the voting. Once we set aside home-crowd votes, so that no nation could be talked up by its own people, England\u2019s lead simply evaporated. On neutral ground, barely two-thirds of clients rate English lovers \u201cgreat\u201d and more than a quarter call them \u201cterrible\u201d – a mid-table finish for a side that briefly believed it was coming home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Above: English Barry<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

The final table: every rated nation<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Here is the full standings, ranked by the share of clients who called them \u201cgreat lovers\u201d:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

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The World Cup of Lovers<\/p>\n

The Final Table<\/h3>\n

All 41 rated nations, ranked by the share of clients who called them \u201cgreat lovers\u201d.<\/p>\n <\/div>\n \n
#<\/th>Country<\/th>\u201cGreat\u201d<\/th>\u201cTerrible\u201d<\/th><\/tr><\/thead>\n
1<\/span><\/td>\"AustraliaAustralia<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>82%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
9%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
2<\/span><\/td>\"UnitedUnited States<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>78%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
5%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
3<\/span><\/td>\"FranceFrance<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>77%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
4%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
4<\/span><\/td>\"BrazilBrazil<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>78%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
6%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
5<\/span><\/td>\"SpainSpain<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>81%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
9%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
6<\/span><\/td>\"GermanyGermany<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>71%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
0%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
7<\/span><\/td>\"ColombiaColombia<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>75%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
8%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
8<\/span><\/td>\"AustriaAustria<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>78%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
12%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
9<\/span><\/td>\"SwitzerlandSwitzerland<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>71%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
7%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
10<\/span><\/td>\"NetherlandsNetherlands<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>69%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
9%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
11<\/span><\/td>\"BelgiumBelgium<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>64%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
8%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
12<\/span><\/td>\"NewNew Zealand<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>65%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
13%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
13<\/span><\/td>\"MexicoMexico<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>65%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
13%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
14<\/span><\/td>\"CanadaCanada<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>57%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
6%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
15<\/span><\/td>\"JapanJapan<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>68%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
20%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
16<\/span><\/td>\"ScotlandScotland<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>66%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
18%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
17<\/span><\/td>\"HaitiHaiti<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>59%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
12%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
18<\/span><\/td>\"ArgentinaArgentina<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>52%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
10%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
19<\/span><\/td>\"SwedenSweden<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>53%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
11%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
20<\/span><\/td>\"EnglandEngland<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>67%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
27%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
21<\/span><\/td>\"NorwayNorway<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>55%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
15%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
22<\/span><\/td>\"SouthSouth Korea<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>65%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
26%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
23<\/span><\/td>\"CroatiaCroatia<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>59%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
23%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
24<\/span><\/td>\"SouthSouth Africa<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>50%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
15%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
25<\/span><\/td>\"PortugalPortugal<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>50%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
19%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
26<\/span><\/td>\"PanamaPanama<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>47%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
20%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
27<\/span><\/td>\"QatarQatar<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>50%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
25%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
28<\/span><\/td>\"GhanaGhana<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>48%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
24%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
29<\/span><\/td>\"MoroccoMorocco<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>50%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
28%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
30<\/span><\/td>\"SaudiSaudi Arabia<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>48%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
29%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
31<\/span><\/td>\"T\u00fcrkiyeT\u00fcrkiye<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>52%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
35%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
32<\/span><\/td>\"IranIran<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>48%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
32%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
33<\/span><\/td>\"EgyptEgypt<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>44%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
30%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
34<\/span><\/td>\"AlgeriaAlgeria<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>45%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
32%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
35<\/span><\/td>\"BosniaBosnia & Herzegovina<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>38%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
25%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
36<\/span><\/td>\"CzechiaCzechia<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>44%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
32%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
37<\/span><\/td>\"TunisiaTunisia<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>38%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
29%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
38<\/span><\/td>\"JordanJordan<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>44%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
38%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
39<\/span><\/td>\"DRDR Congo<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>37%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
37%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
40<\/span><\/td>\"SenegalSenegal<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>25%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
25%<\/span><\/td><\/tr>
41<\/span><\/td>\"IraqIraq<\/td>
<\/span><\/span>44%<\/span><\/div><\/td>
44%<\/span><\/td><\/tr><\/tbody>\n <\/table>\n